A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

"In the saddle... In the sack... In the sand"

Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.

Terence Hill

Joe Thanks

Miou-Miou

Lucy

Robert Charlebois

Bill Locomotiva

Patrick McGoohan

Major Cabot

Raimund Harmstorf

Sergeant Milton

Piero Vida

Jacky Roll

Rik Battaglia

Captain

Mario Valgoi

Thomas Trader

Mario Brega

Coach Driver

Jean Martin

Colonel Pembroke

Klaus Kinski

Doc Foster

Miriam Mahler

Pembroke's Daughter